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I mean... This song is actually too good to be in some stupid comedian's Edinburgh Fringe show. It's Jerk singing Elaine Paige's Memories in a David Bowie stylee.

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These are the last days as I lie in my basket and wither.
No more running five times a day to that one particular part of the garden
To bark at something that isn't there.
That was my Twitter.

Will he remember the day that I growled and made that UKIP canvasser drop his flyers?
(Oh, I do).
He ran out of luck.
I didn't bite but, man, did that guy suck.

I welcomed him home after every shit show.
I listened to every one of his pointless woes.
He said I was good, kept saying I was good.
He gave me food.
Kept giving me fucking vegan food.

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from Jerk​:​The Musical, released September 15, 2017
Legge/Parker

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Michael Legge England, UK

Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.

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